Things I don’t like: Andy Warhol, marijuana, wearing thongs, Air Jordans, oranges, Hummers, wool, real snake skin apparel, improper use of apostrophe, hairless felines, fake tans (except on Vida), when men use Big Sexy Hair hairspray, Ernest Hemingway, Easy Mac, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, when my feet are cold and refuse to be warmed, Sigmund Freud, jelly beans, throwing up, puff sleeves, and roaches.

Things I like: Banana blueberry soy shakes, Vans, dogs, Emily and her shenanigans, cuddling, hedgehogs, tulips, sleeping, mahogany, tea sets, Austin, Dentyne Ice, being able to see the stars, baking, summer weather, onyx, dresses, waking up with the sun, 90’s grunge, jade, that Josh sent the lyrics to Witchy Woman to our professor as an assignment, asparagus, Daria, and Indian food.